when you like someone more than they like you


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derek being a really mushy gushy sappy idiot on the inside is my kryptonite jesus just imagine that angry, stoic facade splitting immediately when his little girl comes in and he picks her up and spins her around and stiles walks in with their little son in his carrier and he’s so little but derek holds him like the most precious treasure and he looks ridiculous all 6’2” of him and literally 200 lbs of pure muscle with this little bundle in his arms but he’s so happy and then he has this scrawny, skinny husband that he kisses quickly because he’s in his workplace, of course, but still and his coworkers never look at him the same again

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

(Source: blainetabulous, via theyrejust-girlss)




step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

fact: most men cant accomplish either

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